Short Jokes

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Thursday

H2O

A Teacher asked to write a chemical symbol for water.
A Student Wrote in his note book 'HIJKLMNO'
Teacher saw that and asked, 'Why are you writing like this?'
Student replied, 'Yesterday you only told that chemical symbol of water is 'H to O'(H2O)

Teacher & Child

Teacher to child: How should we add one and one so that they may be more than two?
Child: Sir, we should marry them.

Tuesday

2 Dogs

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."

Keyboard Error

Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?

Tech Support

Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."
Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Person: "How do I know when it's ready?

Girl Friend

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Wife & Husband

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that ?

"I would love to." replied the husband, "but I don't know her well enough.

Monday

Santa Claus

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.

MICRO SOFT

What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
- Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.